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All these came off the same email joke and by far the funniest of them I can't post cuz of a banned word :(- My favorite video is one a lady in Yellowstone had of a big bull Bison standing cross-ways in the road. An irate driver behind the Bison honked his horn loud and long. The Bison casually tossed his head at the car; took out the left headlight, crumpled the fender and pushed in the hood. The Bison then strolled across the road. Really smart, blow your horn at something that weighs a ton.
- As a former coworker of mine (A very lovely woman) used to describe some people:
TOO STUPID TO LIVE!
And Fla-gypsy... Yes some of them at least. - They were acting just like a voter
- I grew up in my uncles farm, even a one month old calf can inflict a lot of damage to a human, even just playing, and they have seen us from day one when they were born, they are domesticated farm animals, only very stupid people do not understand the word "wild" and nature, ergo the tourists should be put down not the "wild animal" that is doing what it knows to do, keep your distance this is my territory.
navegator - Man I grew up on a farm tending domestic animals that were 10-20 times my weight..... And even those you do not want to piss off.
But as I posted earlier (Darwin awards link) there is but one cure for those types.. The sad part is folks like I used to be (Retired police dispatcher) and those we work with (police, fire, ems) have to clean up the mess.
Then I got to read all about those dangerous animnals that need to be put down (There is but one "Dangerous Animai\l" That animnal walks on 2 legs and has but a little hair).
To lighten this up a bit a joke. Since this is about animal attacks....
Two hunters are in the woods when a bear comes charging in attack mode.. One quickly straps on his track shoes.
The other says "Why are you putting those on, you will never outrun the bear"
"I don't have to outrun the bear...I only need to outrun you" Bigdog wrote:
At least it wasn't like the one we saw in the Black Hills several years ago. A guy put about a 3-4 year old boy on the back of a big bull and then walked aaway to take his pix. The BIG bull decided he didn't want to have his pix taken and walked away with the little boy hanging on with both hands. The guy started running after the buffalo and the herd closed up. He finally got the little kid, who thought it was the greatest thing ever. He was laughing about it,but not the mom who was really yelling at the dad when she saw what had happened. In japanese.
Similar experience in Banff town sight. Lady putting what I would guess was a 3 or 4 year old on the back of an Elk for a photo opp! I suspect the language would have been Japanese had I stayed around to watch the outcome.- People teach their kids how sweet and innocent Bambi is until you p!$$ them off or corner them. That day isn't gonna end well..
- City folks do not have a clue about wild animals. They are wild and can do anything at any time. You need to give all wild animals a lot of room.
Ken - Around here they start training them young - look up YouTube videos for Rodeo Cash Cow.
