We bought property with a water well system. My DW is telling her city sister about the place and she asked 'you have a well? You don't have running water?'
My reply was only if I feel like running with the buckets. She didn't get it.
Years ago my dad was buying a new car. He handed the salesman a personal check for the down payment and the salesman said they don't take personal checks.
My fathers reply was 'I worked my a$$ off all these years to make that check good and now your telling me you don't even want it?' I started laughing and I could tell the salesman wanted too but he didn't. He took the check.