over the hill

If you like full timing, get a prescription from doctor for a cpap machine. I hear it is helpful. People I have talked to say it gives them a better sleep.

If wife is complaining about your snoring or sleep apnea, the joke will be on her since she will hear the noise from the cpap and because you are getting extra oxygen, you will sleep better. Now she will need to either sleep in another room or get headphones. Have fun.

"Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill, but since we're on our way down, we might as well enjoy the ride".

James Taylor, The Secret Of Life

gosh it sounds like she is sending out an invitation one way or another. Check with the doc before proceeding in any direction. Then if all is ok the ball's in your court! :W

You must have a big life insurance policy if your wife is tempting you like that

rgraham wrote:
Wife tells me this morning that a night with a hooker or with her would kill me, I have COPD now for several years and on Oxygen, to darn many cigarettes over the years, I Was having a fine morning till she said that, what do I need to do with this problem,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tell your wife: "I'll risk it." (with her of course)

Or get "prescription" from your doctor that it is O.K.

I q2uit smoking back in 1990 after 3 1/2 packs a day for 37 years and a massive heart attack in 1995 and a smaller one back in 2007 and recently congestive heart failure in July. Never get out of this world alive and your undertaker will be the last to let you down LOL.

This topic is going to be black and blue where I poked it with a 10 foot pole.

There is just so many things I could suggest, or say. And they all would be JUST wrong. Funny, but wrong.

Hmmmm,

Hire a surrogate?

Just joking!

And, there are worse ways to go!

That's assuming, she isn't talking about watching TV with her all night.