Several years back we were returning home from a trip late at night. My wife had to "go" very bad. I saw a sign for a gas station at the next exit so pulled off and drove the three miles into town just to find said gas station closed for the evening. As we were returning to the expressway she really had to go so I pulled over so she could go in the field next to the road. Well that "field" turned out to be a cemetery so I accused her of pissing on someone's grave. And after getting back on the expressway the next sign we see was a rest area sign not more than 5 miles ahead.