Something humorous or silly that you've done camping

:B On our first trip my wife asked how far to the next town, she had to use the bathroom. I reminded her we had ours with us and pulled off the highway. "Oh yeah, I forgot".:o
I pulled out of the cg and felt a bump, hmmm don't remember seeing a rut there. Oh well and carried on. Pulled into the cg that afternoon and discovered I was missing a landing gear pad.:S