Texans: are you gonna take this

Ha Ha, I love Texas and I am from Iowa, this was just a joke, but it was funny!

The only thing that offends me about this post is the author wasn't even smart enough to spell Texan correctly. But as for the joke, real Texans don't care what other people say about Texas because we know that Texas is great.

Long, long before there was a Houston Texans, there was a Dallas Texans. Somebody said they moved to Kansas City, but to me that's not the same team.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo it could be done.

Armadillo on the half shell ain't half bad...

down home wrote:
How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo? ..Three to flag traffic while one eats.

An RVer from up noth posted this elsewhere

That's no way to eat and besides, why waste your time eating armadillo?

If you're going to eat anything in/from Texas, nothing beats these guys ... we even brought some home to CA from our RV trip through there:
https://www.edesmeats.com/

My wife has a quick armadillo microwave recipe , good for when we are traveling and find a fresh one on the road . Pull over , fire up the generator ,YUM YUM . Better than possum !

I'm sorry but if you can't eat it on the run without help... You're not from Texas:B:B!

No need to flag, just eat fast

azdryheat wrote:
Sounds like a put down.

I agree. They wouldn’t need 3 people to flag traffic.