smkettner wrote:
Nothing for the rainy PNW?
Here are a few, mostly borrowed from Jeff Foxworthy.
You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros.
You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon,
Yakima and Willamette.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
You measure distance in hours.
