Thinking about where to retire? Some things to consider.

You can retire to the vast Canadian north if:
1. You can end every statement with "eh ?"
2. You don't mind getting loonies in your change.
3. You don't mind buying fuel in litres.
4. You have any comprehension of how far a kilometre is.
5. You don't mind if half the population thinks they're French.
6. You can adjust to the thought that Minnesota is down south.