You could also retire to the Michigan UP if
You know what a yooper is
where there is 2 seasons winter and the 4th of July (if above 45 on the 4th you have an outdoor picnic)
Do you like white Fish one day and Pasties the next
you know all the words to the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald
you know what dat dare means
You own a back up copy of Escanaba in da moonlight
realize Big Mac is a vital transportation route and not a sandwich
Your favorite book is Antlers in the treetops by Who Goosed the Moose
You would signed a pettition to make the UP it's own state
