Vampire Repellant?
On our last camping trip we were annoyed by vampires coming around the RV in the early evening. I cooked a pot of garlic soup and this helped somewhat but had a negative effect on our social life. The...
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Zombies can be eliminated by following these directions;
1. Find a stream or pond or lake or river frozen over with ice.
2. Dig a hole in the ice about 8 feet in diameter near the shoreline.
3. Get a can of PEAS and place peas 1 foot apart around the entire hole.
4. Hide behind a tree at the shoreline and wait for the Zombie to show.
5. When the Zombie approaches the hole he'll notice the hole first and, as he moves closer, he'll spot the peas on the edge of the hole.
6. At that point, start sneaking up on him from behind.
7. Then when he stops to take a pea - kick him in the icehole.
Works every time!
:W
1. Find a stream or pond or lake or river frozen over with ice.
2. Dig a hole in the ice about 8 feet in diameter near the shoreline.
3. Get a can of PEAS and place peas 1 foot apart around the entire hole.
4. Hide behind a tree at the shoreline and wait for the Zombie to show.
5. When the Zombie approaches the hole he'll notice the hole first and, as he moves closer, he'll spot the peas on the edge of the hole.
6. At that point, start sneaking up on him from behind.
7. Then when he stops to take a pea - kick him in the icehole.
Works every time!
:W
