Vampire Repellant?

Our method works much better then garlic.
You mix up a big batch of "Pain Killers" made only with Pussers British Navy rum
Pour some into a saucer and put it out where they can dive down and suck some up.
After a few passes they get so bombed, they start crashing into each other, and in a short time they all crash land, and you are free to continue your merry making and you can even finish what is left in the saucer.

by the way; How are things at "Beauty Spot" ?

Jack L

Garlic is fine but it attracts Big foot. I saw it on TV. A woman said she was camping and was cooking with garlic and the she had a knock at her door and Bigfoot asked to borrow a clove.

You don't have to actually eat the garlic. Just string a bunch of them and wear them around your neck while sleeping. :C

Holy water is best for vampire repellant. I highly recommend Trappist Ale as your holy water. All the water is blessed by the Abbott before being added to the brewing process. The result is a nice full bodied, nicely hopped holy water of about 9.1 apv.

clothes dryer sheets....Bounce works best.

I keep one in my underwear and have never had a problem with Vampires while camping.

I usually replace the olives in my martini jug with garlic cloves!!

Salt around the rim of margarita glasses will keep vampires away. But it seems to attract pink elephants!

I found it effective to have one or two in-laws present. Nothing wants to be around them. :)-

Well, at least you know the zombie repellent works.