I remember one time pulling into an RV park and a tree brushed up rahter heavily against my rig (no damage) I mentioned it to the manager who was there on is side job (Washing RVs) as I went to register my site... Well by the time we got the paperwork done at registration (Very fast) the problem was resolved and the tree was down (well uprooted, blown over by the wind, but hey, it was down)
Now that's service..... From God though, not the park :)
Helped them some time later getting rid of the stump. Much to the chigrin of the park employee (and pleasure of the manager) (one of the things I did caused a 30 minute job to take 10 mintues, the employee is paid by the hour, I also sharpened the chain saw for 'em. Saving a 2 hour trip to the place that normally did it).