Where to retire!
You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where. * *1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.* *2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toile...
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Texas:
1: You know the difference between Central, East, South and West Texas barbecue sauces.
2: You have been to a single's night at a gun range.
3: You spent a day driving... and still have not crossed the state line yet.
4: You have two seasons: Hot and who knows what is coming your way.
5: If white stuff is on the ground, it is more likely a drug dealer losing their wares than precipitation from water.
6: You know that real Texans don't drink Lone Star. They drink Shiner.
7: You know that Austin is that chunk of the California Bay Area ripped out and dropped into Texas.
8: The local high schools may have issues, but man, their football stadiums are posh.
9: A compact car means driving the shortbed pickup.
10: You have two completely different driving styles. One for Austin and one for everywhere else in the state.
1: You know the difference between Central, East, South and West Texas barbecue sauces.
2: You have been to a single's night at a gun range.
3: You spent a day driving... and still have not crossed the state line yet.
4: You have two seasons: Hot and who knows what is coming your way.
5: If white stuff is on the ground, it is more likely a drug dealer losing their wares than precipitation from water.
6: You know that real Texans don't drink Lone Star. They drink Shiner.
7: You know that Austin is that chunk of the California Bay Area ripped out and dropped into Texas.
8: The local high schools may have issues, but man, their football stadiums are posh.
9: A compact car means driving the shortbed pickup.
10: You have two completely different driving styles. One for Austin and one for everywhere else in the state.
