You can retire in Canada......
If you can play euchre
If you enjoy sitting in a cold arena
If you curl, enjoy watching curling, drink while curling, and end your sentences with hurry hard!
If you know the gals at Timmies by their first name
If you take the bus trip to the casino..just for the free lunch
If you hear the name Elvis and the first thing that comes to mind is figure skating
If you understand and can explain the off side rule in hockey
If you know the seasons..too cold to snow, black flies, mosquitos,and getting ready for too cold to snow
If you know the weathermans seasons...hot enough for ya? Cold enough for ya?
Or, wet enough for ya?
If you know the difference between a loonie and a toonie
If you own a toque, stanfields, skidoo, hockey stick and a 4x4
If you eat, poutine, prairie oysters, dulce, and maple syrup
If you know 12 ways to say I am sorry
If you can sing..
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