Who says I need to take up space for a Gooseneck Hitch!

Common you statics gurus, give it a shot. :B

We could start a pool on where the first failure will occur.

"Trying to calc the stresses..."! In addition to the static forces while just parked, think about what happens while bouncing up and down at highway speed. The forces are greatly increased with every bump.

Now I've seen everything

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

As an engineer, trying to calc the stresses and strain on that....uh, contraption, well, it just explodes one's mind.

Safety, safety, safety....let's hope no one gets hurt.