Yours is not the world’s dumbest question… Here are some that beat you…
I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
“HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
"My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why is this
"If I get married in Florida, am i married in any state?
Then at the National Parks the questions really get hard….
GRAND CANYON:
• Was this man made?
• Do you light it up at night?
• Is the mule train air conditioned?
• So where are the faces of the presidents?
EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK:
• Are the alligators real?
• Are the baby alligators for sale?
• Where are all the rides?
• What time does the 2 o'clock bus leave?
MESA VERDE NATIONAL PARK:
• Did people build this, or did Indians?
• Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
• Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
• What did they worship in the kivas - their own made up religion?
• Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
CARLSBAD CAVERNS NATIONAL PARK:
• How much of the cave is underground?
• So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
• So what is this - just a hole in the ground?
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK:
• Where are the cages for the animals?
• What time of year do they turn on Yosemite Falls?
• What happened to the other half of Half Dome?
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK:
• Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
• How do you turn it on?
• When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
• We had no trouble finding the park entrance but where are the exits?
DENALI NATIONAL PARK:
• What's so wonderful about Wonder Lake?
• How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
• What time do you feed the bears?
• How often do you mow the tundra?