Worried about "break ins"
We live in the woods with nobody around. Every time we leave the house to go on a trip I worry about some meth head breaking in, so I ordered a roll of this to put on the doors when we leave.
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Now as I see it there is a problem with burglar alarms on the market today....
They do not alarm the burglar.. I mean he knows he has time before the Police show up.. So he just carries on.
So here is my suggestion... a high quality audio system and a CD
When the Perimeter is breached. The system goes live and starts the CD playing.. About a minute of digital silence (Which of course is total silence) followed by one sound effect.
The sound of a pump action shotgun being made ready to FIRE
Trust me.. That will be one ALARMED burglar....
The other system is a bit more complex. the P-K9 system
Burglar is loading stuff into his pillow case when he hears a soft voice "Jesus is watching you"
Well after a couple repeates he discovers it's comming from the parrot, he addresses the bird.
"So what, you are just a bird in a cage, what can you do?"
The bird relies. "Oh, I'm not Jesus, I'm Moses"
Burglar: "What kind of idiot names his bird Moses"
Bird: "Same kind that names his Rottweiler Jesus.... And Jesus is watching you"
Jesus: Growl
They do not alarm the burglar.. I mean he knows he has time before the Police show up.. So he just carries on.
So here is my suggestion... a high quality audio system and a CD
When the Perimeter is breached. The system goes live and starts the CD playing.. About a minute of digital silence (Which of course is total silence) followed by one sound effect.
The sound of a pump action shotgun being made ready to FIRE
Trust me.. That will be one ALARMED burglar....
The other system is a bit more complex. the P-K9 system
Burglar is loading stuff into his pillow case when he hears a soft voice "Jesus is watching you"
Well after a couple repeates he discovers it's comming from the parrot, he addresses the bird.
"So what, you are just a bird in a cage, what can you do?"
The bird relies. "Oh, I'm not Jesus, I'm Moses"
Burglar: "What kind of idiot names his bird Moses"
Bird: "Same kind that names his Rottweiler Jesus.... And Jesus is watching you"
Jesus: Growl
