You think round-de-bouts are bad. Wait untill you see this.

My first experience with a roundabout was in NC when I reported to a new job (actually same job, different location) and I asked a local girl where was a good place for lunch. She proceeded to tell me and got me on a particular street and said to go through the first Whoop-de-do and to turn right at the second Whoop-de-do. I was totally puzzled but proceeded and soon discovered that a Whoop-de-do was her name for a Roundabout.
This was years ago in NC, but we got one in my town about 6 months ago and it really saves time.