No way is this thing gonna give anywhere NEAR scuza me it may give FIVE PERCENT of advertised stored power to a cellphone battery.
Phenomenal Accuracy
+- 25%
Extreme horsepower increase
2.24 for a Ford V10
Makes 48 portions
3/4 teaspoon each
Covers 250 square feet
one atom thick
20,000 BTU
Within the chromosphere of the sun
40,000 mile tread wearout warranty
Or you get 7% of your money back
Fifty amps output
Into a short-circuit
1,000 watts of music power
At 97% distortion
AND MY FAVORITE
Plug and PAY! PAY! PAY!
"Howdy there folks! Have I got the RV for you!"
The vacant look in their eyes! They are newcomers! I can finally dump that dawg back on the last row!
Predator/Prey
Marketing, shopping. Commerce by Darwin.
LOVELY
