GeeZoh
I got got enough Blue Hair Canadian wimmens tossing grappling hooks out as it is.
"Ooooooo you're back! You have GOT to come in and try my new recipe - drink cocktail - see my new Equipales chairs - bar stools - big screen TV" Brenda hangs onto Jesús with tears streaming down her cheeks, laughing until she cries.
When I was younger single Mexican babes ignored me (Macho resistance). Now I am gray and wizened, they come and hug me and plant kissies on my cheeks, and say Oooooooo you are soooo loveable especially when I have the granddaughters in tow.
I can wear suspenders, mismatch my socks, ignore whistles and shouts of foot traffic cops to STOP!" Because I'm deef. I can't hear time share salesmen, clutch my heart when a crooked traffic cop tries to nail me. Ask G-string bikini babes to 'get real close' cause I can't hear, roll over in bed to expose the deaf ear when a 77 piece Mariachi band is roaring 4 blocks away, people hold doors open for me (gasp) stop their car and block traffic when I hobble across the pedestrian crosswalk.
Take testosterone? SHEEEUCKS you nuts!