Don't ever ride on a Mexican "Chicken" Bus! Many times they arrive many hours late, with four tires on the ground instead of six, with three blown tires lashed to the roof rack, then eighty passengers exit the 66 passenger bus, and the live hog and crates of squawking chickens are lowered from the roof rack. The Chofer has a pair of 15-year old boys as ayudantes (helpers) or his girlfriend riding in his lap at least as far as the town limits. It's OK, the legion of swaying Christmas tree decorations, crucifixes, and cut out and pasted to the dashboard reclining nudes will take your mind off of the problems.