Gotta cheaper way-
I have 120vac USB and 12 volt USB chargers. Screw the battery leave them all connected.
Is it raining? Better dial up The Weather Channel and see where all these droplets on the screen are coming from".
"Oh ****! The battery went bad! Wotta my gonna do? Can't even order up a new battery while sitting here in the waiting room. And how am I -ever- going to text everyone a minute-by-minute account (with selfies) of how I spent my day?"
"How -yesterday-! I can't even text my mom and let her know to bring up a new roll of toilet paper".
One high altitude fusion EMP and the USA populace will jump the remaining 3% air-gap and become completely insane.
Lithium treats bi-polar disorders but it doesn't do a damned thing for the other three personalities lurking within...
I'm going to take public transportation the next time I'm forced northward into Alice's rabbit-hole. My gizmolessness can therefore be called "Living The Segregated Circuit Existence"
I'll help the lithium battery industry entertain a starvation diet...
