"Step right up. This here bottle contains oil of coca leaf, genuine mandarin poppy extract, and virgin arsenic*. It is a cure-all for the bilious prone individual, lack of appetite, poor kidney function and inadequate procreation effect"
Laugh-on! The above is a verbatim recounting of a popular tonic sold in the 1870's. To best effect swallow the tincture right after paying a fifty-cent visit to soak for a few hours in a radium mine.
I'll have to get one of these gizmos. Slip it in using the Vornado air intake twister that spins more energy out of a gallon of gasoline. Otter have gallons of saved fuel gushing out the filler pipe in no time...
Some Chinese spent money knowing full well his investment is protected via internet advertising. Want proof? More than a hundred US citizens fell prey to Nigerian princes trusting an angel with forty million dollars worth of the King's treasury gold.
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