If the filters all worked right, think of the unemployment line increase as machine shops went out of business. Bubbling vacuum reservoirs, Tornado Vortex Spin Air Intake Chargers, Tea leaves, Egg Yokes, The Black Magic Answer Ball...Shoot look at the signs for Fortune Tellers and Palm Readers outside even affluent towns. Diss any of them and prepare for war with the devout. Bigfoot, Area 7, Nessie, Black cats, ladders. The list is endless. "When friends, you belieeeeeeve, let no one take that away from you!" Science is evil. They want to usurp your belieeeeeef in the possible!
Meanwhile carry hand cleaner to wipe the finger test powder residue off throttle bodies left by K&N total air filtration. Better yet, go to a truck stop, run around and shout how stupid everyone is for not using a K&N rather than a hundred forty dollar pleated paper element. That otta wakem up.