Cannot connect. Rotten internet. From Niner's post I can tell you this thing is a joke. Try finding those patent numbers like I chased down the phony Underwriters Laboratory numbers off of Chinese garbage. Eighteen patents today would cost around three million dollars. I went ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT FUNAROUND IN 1990. The attorney alone charged me sixteen thousand dollars. You are looking at something that smells like week old carp. Chase down those numbers. I've got sore feet from too many BS snipe hunts. Welcome to the 21st century with no Federal Trade Commission. In a couple of month Ron Popiel RONCO will be hawking them on the Shopping Channel. 18 patents my a$$.