An indigenous lady whom I hired to help with household chores forgot to purchase mirodyne vegetable soak disinfectant. When I asked the Septuagenarian about it... she retorted:
"Senor! The head can hold only so much information" she drew a line across her nostrils.
"The information keeps going in here" she pointed to her ear
"Until the head fills up"
"Then something unimportant enters here" pointing again to her ear
"And pushes out something really important out of there" motioning to her other ear.
After I picked myself up off the floor, there she stood with hands on hips.
How in the world can you argue against logic like that :)