groundhogy
Nov 15, 2019Explorer
So Valvoline has this meeting...
Big Boss: So welcome. We have this new synthetic bearing grease and we want to roll this product out, and we think everyone will love it. But we have one problem.. we can’t seem to figure out what color to make it...
Guy One: (raises hand). Ooh. Ooh.
Big Boss: Yes?
Guy One: Lets make it RED !
Big Boss: No, that color is already taken. We need something different!
Guy Two: (raises hand). Ooh. Ooh.
Big Boss: Yes?
Guy Two: Lets make it GREEN !
Guy Three: Blue!!
Violet!
Chartruse!
Yellow!
Orange!
Purple!
Big Boss: (Deep, deep in thought, thinking deep things.)
I’ve got it!!
We’ll make it BLACK.
Guy One: (raises hand). Ooh. Ooh.
Big Boss: Yes?
Guy One: Lets make it RED !
Big Boss: No, that color is already taken. We need something different!
Guy Two: (raises hand). Ooh. Ooh.
Big Boss: Yes?
Guy Two: Lets make it GREEN !
Guy Three: Blue!!
Violet!
Chartruse!
Yellow!
Orange!
Purple!
Big Boss: (Deep, deep in thought, thinking deep things.)
I’ve got it!!
We’ll make it BLACK.