This is the way to change your oil !!!!!
Get a plastic container that will hold about 25 quarts of liquid, you know the oil is going to shoot out about 8 inches so place it accordingly. Loosen the plug, check your container and take the plug out. Now your container should be big enough to catch the oil when it first comes out and when it slows down and is draining just under the pan. Put the plug back in.
As for the filter....after the oil pan is empty slide the container under the filter . Take a hammer and a screw driver...drive the screw driver into the bottom of the filter then take it out making a nice drain hole. Let it drain then spin it off and spin on the new one, grease the chassis while your under there too. Now dump your oil in and your done.....
About 15 mins. not one drop spilled.