Ford, Chevrolet, Dodge, Toyota, etc Insults!
Okay, a few weeks ago, I switch from a lifetime Chevy owner to a Ford. My Chevy friends said I joined the dark side. My Ford friends welcomed me with open arms. My Dodge friends wanted to know why ...
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travelnutz wrote:
Just a few!
AUDI - A Used Dodge Incognito
MOPAR - Moments Of Power Are Rare or More Owners Peed About Repairs
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD - Found On Repairman's Doorstep or For Old Retired Drunks or Fork Over Remaining Dollars
GMC - Generically Made Chevy
BMW - Blew My Wad or Bought Many Women or Bring My Wallet
FIAT - Found In A Trashcan
KIA - Keep In Asia or Killing Implosion Awaits
NISSAN - Need I Say Something About Nothing
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Snobbish Children Have Everything
SAAB - Stop Asking About Brakes
TOYOTA - This One You Oughta Tow Away or Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
VW - Virtually Worthless
GMC - Gotta mechanic coming!
