Ford, Chevrolet, Dodge, Toyota, etc Insults!

TucsonJim wrote:
Okay, a few weeks ago, I switch from a lifetime Chevy owner to a Ford. My Chevy friends said I joined the dark side. My Ford friends welcomed me with open arms. My Dodge friends wanted to know why I needed so many moving parts. But my Toyota friend (yep, only one) had the funniest comment of all:

"Did you get the new tailgate warmer with that truck?". Me, "Why would I need a tailgate warmer?" Toyota owner, "so when you push it in the Winter, your hands won't get cold".

There were quite a few laughs. We all know that these trucks have their strong points, and each one of them is well designed to handle the jobs we throw at them.

BUT... What is the best "insult" you've ever heard about the various trucks out there? Please, good natured responses only.