I don’t boondoggle either. ;) I do boondock sometimes. I don’t believe anyone can do hookups in 5 minutes unless they don’t wash their hands, and all of the compartments were already open. I do agree it won’t take that long.
I think the point was do you automatically connect everything or not. If I empty black when I am getting near full, what’s the point in hooking up for one night? We don’t use the toilet that much in a few hours. We bought the TC to be mobile, so rarely are we at one campground more than a day or two.