humbled on the hill
On the weekend I was heading up a nice little hill, in the fast lane, just minding my own business when I noticed this little F150 pulling a Kustom Koach in my sideview mirror. "He looks like he's got...
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BurbMan wrote:
You made it sound like you were Captain Kirk taking the enterprise into a black hole with the wife screaming, trans temps rising, and beads of sweat on your forehead....
Oooops...I forgot to mention the dog woke up in a panic. Slobbered on all the windows and jumped into the front seat. That set off the seat belt alarm. And she got caught in the GPS cord pulling that off the dash. All that scared the cat. She jumped up on the arm rest, and sat on the window button. Down comes the window, and the $300 GPS goes out the window. Good thing the cord remained plugged into the power port. But that thing slapping against the side of my truck, created some scary moments. So in an instant, DW pulls herself out from under the panic-ing golden retriever, unplugs the GPS and out it goes. Lucky she was able to grab the cat (who got snagged in the cord) before she goes out the window with it. All that just as we crest the hill. Then I get to watch an 18 wheeler squash my new Fathers day GPS. For a moment all gets quiet. Then the trip down the other side. That's another story.
I really didn't think it was that important to add those details. How much money comes with that Pulitzer prize? Since you are nice enough to nominate me, do I get a nomination prize too? I need to pay for my new GPS. It cost about $65,000. Really expensive. But it came wrapped in a really nice package from Ford. Slobbery windows and all. See sig.
Oh....and Thanks for asking. Have a happy day....
