In the "You Must Be Joking" Column..

Ok now the mild morning chuckles have ramped up into full guffaw'...

Wife: "You're not even close to the tree"

Well, the old expression, "Six of one, half a dozen of another".... I'll take the side with the "half a dozen of another" and just leave the "six of one" there!

I suppose if someone buys it, there'll be 2 people very happy! The buyer and the seller!