I learned pretty quick after moving to AR over 20 years ago that even the states that border us don’t really expect much in the way of knowledge or wisdom from us. So, I do my best to not dispel that notion.
The last time I got stopped, which may very well have been in MO to ask where my tag is, or maybe it was just after I took this photo, I don’t remember.

Anyway, the officer walks up to my side and says (remember, he’s a native southerner himself):
“Son, yew got’nee eye-dee???”
I gave him my best AR duma$$ look and said:
:h ‘bout wut??? :h
Things continued downhill from there. :W
:):)