Taking a dump at home is soooo easy... Where do you dump?

It is hard for me to imagine what you guys are eating that requires pumping your septic tank every 2 to 5 years. I installed my septic system about 23 years ago, and it has never needed pumping. I have been dumping the TC in the septic over 10 years, no problems there either. If the chemicals have hurt anything, I do not know it and see no indications of issues. My life's experience has been, put nothing in your sewer system that you have not eaten or drank, toilet paper excepted. Chew your food well.