I'll try to be as eloquent as possible here and I don't mean anything personal but it sounds like you have it all but aren't happy unless it's all done your way. That should tell you something about those tacky campers because happiness isn't about how many nice, shiny new things you have or how slick and fancy the RV park is. It's about people enjoying life with what they have because not everyone is making 6 figures. Camping has always been about people who love the outdoors but like some of the comforts of home when they travel. My folks started us kids camping back in the mid 60's and it was people who wanted to get away and not have to dine out for every meal and pay for expensive motels. This hobby belongs to all of those people in those tacky campers and you're allowed to be a part of it.
If you want to get away from all of that, buy a backpack and a tent and hike the back country.
