Only a fool would believe the Mexican government. It is about as transparent as the basement of an outhouse...and made up of much the same sort of material.
Mex wanderer: man, you really need to have your own TV show (spoofing Mexico) ! You'd have at least 20 million Mexican viewers. However, It would be better to launch such a venture from the US side of the border.
I don't believe that most on this Forum understand just how profound your underststanding of Mexico really is :B
I can really appreciate your humor. I had a friend (a professor) who taught economics at a well-known university in Mexico for decades (he'd be near 100 years old today), and his humor was very similar.
...at the least, you should publish a book. It'd sell millions.