Brunswick, Maine to Intercourse, PA.

And if you have to pay a toll to arrive at Intercourse, You have gone too far and could be arrested for Prostitution.. :)

nomad297 wrote:
You have to go through Blue Ball before you make it to Intercourse.

Bruce

...and if you don't have what it takes to make it to Intercourse, Bird-In-Hand is just 4 miles away:B

Ok, thanks for coming out. I'll be here all week.

Yes sir!

Thanks to all. Glad I could provide the opportunity for the razor sharp witticisms. I think some new, more challenging, cerebral activities might be in order for a couple of you...

It does not matter how you get there once you are in intercourse you are happy.:B I bought the t-shirt (no kidding)

nomad297 wrote:
You have to go through Blue Ball before you make it to Intercourse.

Bruce

Man, I knew this question was just begging for an answer like this!! Yeah, Pensey sure has some very strange names for towns!

Anyway, back to the origina question, I can give some advice on the New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania part. Once you get to the New York thruway, (87 south) take it to 287 south to 78 west to the intercourse area. 287 and 78 are toll free and don't pass through metropolitan areas. 287 can get congested around Parsippany near 80, but besides that is hassle free.

On Google Maps, put in from Brunswick ME to Wilkes-Barre PA to Intercourse PA.

It will take you on I-84 west to the Wilkes-Barre area, and then south to Intercourse.

I take 81 to 84 when we travel to Bangor ME from the Harrisburg PA area.

It's a good road but, it is a little longer than taking the most direct route from Brunswick to Intercourse. But, you miss congested metro areas.

Enjoy your trip.

nomad297 wrote:
You have to go through Blue Ball before you make it to Intercourse.

Be sure to play cornhole on the way.

No doubt you will have to pay a toll but to stay away from the large areas do not go in the back way.

You have to go through Blue Ball before you make it to Intercourse.

Bruce