True story follows:
MANY years ago I had 60 Rhode Island Reds. One evening after work we had gathered in the local gin mill to raise a few. At one point I was asked how many eggs a day does one of them lay.
I answered roughly 3 eggs every two days, which averages out to one and one-half eggs each day.
One of the guys had a little rip in his marble bag at that point of imbibing because then he asked me ....
'Wait a minute. How the hell does a chicken lay half an egg?'
The table erupted into spilled beers and a lot of choking after that one!
TRUE!!
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