Ok, time for a little humor for the dog thread!!

Back when I had horses, a sweet lady knocked on my front door and almost tearfully told me I had a "deathly-sick horse laying in the pasture". At first believing her, I looked out the door; then smiled and whistled.... my gelding, who was simply sacked out in the warm sunshine, raised his head and looked at me like "whut?"... I then explained to the nice lady that horses DO sleep lying down... :-)