Another favorite:
Man launches boat and moves away from the dock.
Man forgot to put plug back in boat drain - the plug is in the truck.
Boat is filling with water.
Wife is filling man's ears with profanity.
Man is trying to bail frantically while yelling over wife's yelling to start the troll motor.
Troll motor won't start.
Both use hands to try to paddle back to the dock.
A Good Samaritan rushes to help at full speed.
The wake from the second boat swamps the first and it sinks 5 feet from the dock.
A great wailing, cussing and gnashing of teeth fills the air.