Ideas for carrying/securing open framed generator

I'm camping right now where there's an open frame generator hundreds of feet away. That da** thing turns the whole campground into a low grade hum and vibration.

And.. another one just moved in today. It's yellow. It's open framed. It's loud. I'm going to try to get a video of it without getting shot. "Sir, yes.. my friend is thinking about buying one of these and I was just amazed at how quiet it is. May I take a video of it.?" Yeah, that could work.