" Dude's a chick magnet. Chicks dig smart guys"
Since this thread is unintentional and 360 degrees of any topic, allow me to finish it with a smile...
The family and I visited Barra de Navidad, 240 miles north of Las Peñas. We were walking down the malecon (waterfront) when a Canadian Blue-Hair spotted me, and rushed over...
"Oh, I am sooo glad to see you! You just have to sample the lobster/coconut cakes I told you about last time!" She yanks me into the restaurant/hotel lobby.
I come out 20-minites later
"Where's Brenda?"
(Pilar) "Mommy started laughing so hard..." (Pilar starts cracking up) she kept saying Oooooo abrazitos, Oooooo besitos...
And then she wet her pants"
Huggzies, Kissies, indeed!