The closest thing I have seen would be my trailer, a 31' '04 Toymate by Automate custom built with 3 axles (only triple axle Bill Wyrich ever built!), 21,000 gross trailer weight, built for my cousin to haul his crawler and parts. Has 11,000 lb. Cargo capacity though I don't load it that heavy. I have a 15' garage and can fit a quad in the kitchen as well. I have put a Jeep Cherokee in it and fits my CJ7 comfortably. To pull this off he had to double the framing in the back door, the extra axle made it lose a folding stair, no dinette (we use a folding table), a folding counter in the kitchen and most of the cabinetry is in the front bedroom. Can fit 96" with one of the couches removed and 86" of head room under the rear bed allows my CJ7 with 5" lift on 35" tires.
My cousin's latest crawler is too wide, he had to get a custom trailer pulled by a class C Motorhome.
Still not going to fit all you do.
2004 31' Toymate by Automate
2016 Chevy 2500HD Duramax
Wife and 2 dogs for travel companions, Blue the hound, and Ruger the Wonderhusky