Ben, snap out of it man! Go demand to get your b___s back out of your wifes purse immediately!
You're not going all weight cop on us now too....
For _____'s sake. The OP said small enclosed car hauler cargo trailer.
Unless you get the Secret Service model up armored with 3/8 steel plate on the walls and floor to protect from IED's and small arms fire, it's a ^$)@(*&%$ ing 3000-4000lb trailer headed to the swap meet to sell or collect junk.
Repeat it with me....
Yoooouuuuu caaaannnnn tooowwww aaaaaa trrrraaaaillllerrrrr wiiiithhhh aaaaaa haaaaallllffff tttonnnnnn truuuuckkkk. Itttt's ooooookkkkkkk.