I think I got you beat.
I was changing the oil in DWs Infiniti last month, her pride and joy.
It was cold outside and I was in a hurry. After draining I pulled the drain pan out from under the car and was carrying the 6 qts. of dirty oil around the car towards the generator shed where I have a storage drum.
I forgot, didn't remember, excuse excuse, didn't see the floor jack holding the car up and tripped over it. 6 qts. of oil all over the Infiniti and I scratched the passenger side door with the drain pan.
Needless to say, I spent the next several hours cleaning up the mess in the cold and have spent the rest of the month in the dog house.