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profdant139
Jun 14, 2014Explorer II
I am one of those mosquito magnet people. In order to be adequately protected, I have to slather on so much 100% DEET that my lips become numb -- really -- that is my applicator gauge. Not numb? Need more DEET. That can't be healthy, but it works.
I have tried vitamin B-12. That attracts bugs with vitamin deficiencies.
I have tried eating lots of raw garlic. That attracts Italian mosquitoes.
I have tried Avon Skin So Soft. That attracts kindly middle aged ladies, which is nice, but the bugs still bite me.
I sprayed Permethrin on my clothing. My clothing received no bites -- the bugs swarmed on my wrists, neck, and face.
I tried deodorant. The bugs were no longer offended but were still attracted to my carbon dioxide. I tried holding my breath, which worked for 30 seconds at a time.
I think that those folks in Afghanistan have the solution -- a burka:
I wonder if I can get a triple extra large on clearance from the REI outlet, maybe in a goretex camo pattern??
I have tried vitamin B-12. That attracts bugs with vitamin deficiencies.
I have tried eating lots of raw garlic. That attracts Italian mosquitoes.
I have tried Avon Skin So Soft. That attracts kindly middle aged ladies, which is nice, but the bugs still bite me.
I sprayed Permethrin on my clothing. My clothing received no bites -- the bugs swarmed on my wrists, neck, and face.
I tried deodorant. The bugs were no longer offended but were still attracted to my carbon dioxide. I tried holding my breath, which worked for 30 seconds at a time.
I think that those folks in Afghanistan have the solution -- a burka:
I wonder if I can get a triple extra large on clearance from the REI outlet, maybe in a goretex camo pattern??
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