You might be in trouble if.....

Shadow Catcher wrote:
Some of them farmers know a thing or two :)

More than just a thing or two. Most are skilled at knowing how to improvise, making do what is on hand. :) And most would give a stranger a willing hand. More than could be said of most city slickers. :R Most can't even change the oil in the own vehicles and would not have the fancy yards if it wasn't for the hired landscapers and caretakers.