Funny signs

Years ago there was a sign along a road along a beach....soft beach sand on both sides of the blacktop. It was:

Warning, soft shoulder. Call tow truck before pulling off road.

Jeff

There was a restaurant in old-town Hampton VA, where we lived back in the 70's.

It had a big front window with four panes in two rows of two. The slogan was


EAT DIRT


CHEAP AT BILL'S

Another sign I saw was on a truck in the UK delivering porta-potties to an event. The brand-name was "Porta-Loo"

The sign said:

"Porta-Loo - ideal for large public gatherings or for private functions"

sowego wrote:

Tom N wrote:

Wow, is that real or photoshopped? I guess it is for the kids too young to know or the the folks who dropped out of school at age 5! Too funny:B

Probably found in Walmart.

No sign, but the caption should read:

"Don't fail me now FEET"

On the southbound side of the hwy before Lufkin Tx there is a billboard. Two full size 3-d (Full model) Holstein cows are writing; EaT MoR CHicKen. A standout in billboard creativity. Funny too.

I didn't take a picture, but in Hope, AZ. (between Quartzsites, AZ. and Congress, AZ.) there is a big sign saying (as you leave Hope, AZ). "Your now beyond Hope".

This one was a little confusing at first glance. Fortunately DW is a fast reader as well as being a good navigator!

Jackson being our last name we got a laugh out of this one, as did friends and relatives.

I live on a narrow paved road in VA and there is a bridge having a sign on each end that says yield. Those Rednecks will argue all day which one should go first.

Trust me.... it is needed. There are many who are that stupid.