Pismo Beach is kind of unique due to need of creek crossing on the beach.
Not too many flatlanders know how Ocean tides work and don't have brain to not to take the pass at high tide.
Anyway, I have a joke (really?) told me by Californian camper I met while camping ON THE BEACH in Baja California. Remote fish camp and our 2 families have been only campers there.
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Successful CEO went for vacation to Mexico and while staying at 5-star beach resort, he took long hike along the beach.
In secluded area he saw a Mexican laying down on the beach, while fisherman boat standing on the sand close by and over the dunes he notice a house when in open window a woman was preparing a meal.
He approached the Mexican asking
"Is that boat for hire?"
"Si Senor"
"Any fish in those waters?"
"All you might want"
They agree on the price and went fishing.
Once the CEO drop the hook, it did not take long for a nice fish to catch. 1 hr later boat floor was covered with good fish and CEO could not hide his excitement.
"Is fishing always like that in here?"
"Si Senor"
"So why don't you seek more customers?"
"What for?"
"Once you advertise more, costumers will come and you start making good money"
"And then what?"
"Then you buy more boats, hire more people and start big bussines"
"And then what?"
"Than once business will explode, you can hire a leadman and open satellite office in New York"
"And then what?"
"Then you become a millionaire"
"And then what"
"Than you will afford to take vacations in Mexico and lay on the beach"